so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sext me about skeletons
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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