is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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