Please, let me fuck your mom
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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