The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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