I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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