I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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