I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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