Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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