I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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