By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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