I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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