Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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