I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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