Sry I called you an 8
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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