There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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