i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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