Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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