i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm eating all of the evidence.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Alive.
So much puke
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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