My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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