It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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