C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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