u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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