kristin has been a bad kristin
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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