she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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