i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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