that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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