If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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