with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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