Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
its liver damage thursday
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