Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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