I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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