conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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