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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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