we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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