She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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