32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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