Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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