yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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