i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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