She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Im part way to drunk.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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