scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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