Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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