So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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