I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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