Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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