We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
