My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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