hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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