I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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