Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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