I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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