I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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