I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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