i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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