i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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