I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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