Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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