Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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